Dumb on Cum: Chapter 5

Sam scribbled through the test before him, hand gripping his hair as he did. Every question requiring his full attention and taking longer than they should. Painstakingly, he finished every question as best he could before starting the next without a moment to pause. Finally, as the instructior was walking towards him to college the test in its current state, Sam finished the last question.

Despite nearly running out of time, Sam was confident he would receive an acceptable grade. The next week as the graded test was placed into his hand, his heart dropped. Dread filled him as questions of what he’d do next pounded his conscious mind, screaming in unison preventing any one from gaining dominance.

In fat red letters across the top, Sam could read ‘Unweighted: 15% Weighted: 59% Grade: F’. Sam had just fucked himself, royally screwed himself over. Not only was this his first ‘F’ ever, but it came from the worst possible class. This was the hardest class in the major, the one class that separated the boys from the men, those who would graduate from the program and those who would drop out or change majors.

Looking up at the instructor before she’d moved away, Sam recognized a shake of regret. She knew Sam couldn’t recover from this blunder. This momentary flash of non-verbal communication did nothing but heighten the already overwhelming feeling of dread that held him hostage.

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Dumb on Cum: Chapter 4

Friday started on a peculiar note for Sam, but one he knew would soon become habit. Roger had nearly busted his door down in excitement for their morning workout together. Dutifully, Sam dragged himself out of bed, got dressed, and met Roger in the kitchen for his pre-workout before the two left together.

On his second time entering the “man’s” gym, Sam felt less out of place. He still looked like a dweeb trying to get big, but he walked with an ounce more courage and confidence than before. Making his way to the locker-room, Sam was exited.

Stuffing his street clothes in a locker, he turned to Roger. Roger held the item Sam had longed for all the day before, a red baseball cap. When Roger handed it to him, he thanked his coach and immediately threw it on.

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Dumb on Cum: Chapter 3

Sam awoke with a jolt. Roger had slammed the door open and yelled at him to get up. Acknowledging he was awake, he climbed out of bed and threw on some old ratty gym clothes and worn trainers.

Brushing the sleep from his eyes, Sam met Roger in the kitchen. Roger was dressed in his own gym gear, much newer and well put together compared to Sam’s disheveled mess of colors. “Morning coach.” Was all he mustered out before being handed a bottle and being told to drink it.

Sam remembered everything from the night before. From sucking Roger’s cock twice and admitting to loving it to being hypnotized and filled with motivation to work out and that Roger was now his coach to get big. Calling Roger ‘coach’ was both a joke and a token of appreciation at the same time.

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Dumb on Cum: Chapter 2

In his bedroom Sam laid on his bed, attempting to jerk off. Normally a daily ritual for the young virgin, he’d been struggling since he’d sucked Roger’s cock. Porn wasn’t helping, as having a cock in view reminded him of Roger. Lesbian porn also didn’t work, somehow the women just didn’t seem as hot as they used to be. Even Jasmine, the big breasted woman from his math classes, couldn’t fill his loins with lust like she once had.

Depressed, Sam decided to check up on one of the few people he considered a friend. Someone he had and could hopefully pour his problems out for with the hopes of reaching some enlightenment. A friend he had recently embarrassed himself with, his housemate Roger.

Knocking on the door, there was no answer. Thinking that Roger must be home at such an hour, he gently cracked the door open. Inside, he found Roger snoozing away in his boxers, enjoying an evening nap. He began to turn away, leaving Roger to sleep, when he noticed something peeking through the boxers. The head of Roger’s cock was peeking through, almost inviting Sam in.

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Himbo Ranch

Part 3 of the Himbo series.


Sitting in the back of a corporate van, Ronald let his mind wonder as the foliage raced past. Thoughts of the boring and mundane accounting that filled his work life popped into his head, but he did his best to let them pass. After all, this was supposed to be a company paid vacation.

After a recent accident left Augustus, now known as Augy, the top hander in the company reduced to a simple himbo bull, corporate was in a tough spot. Augustus’s proposal for a more centralized production facility was still regarded as a good direction for the company to move towards, but without his on the ground inputs the project had stalled. This was especially true after Ronald and the other money men demonstrated that having their central production center in the heart of a metro would greatly reduce profits.

It had been Ronald’s ingenuity that brought the higher up’s attention to a recently defunct mountain resort that could be easily adapted to fill their needs. Through many long nights, Ronald was able to demonstrate exactly how much production costs would decrease from the proposed site. Plus, being in a rural location, the odds of an unexpecting passerby being seduced by the charming himbos, and therefore being transformed, were greatly reduced.

For all of his hard work, corporate rewarded Ronald with a trip to the production facility and then a week in any location he desired. The production facility offered little interest to him, but an all-expenses paid trip to Mumbai was more than he could have hoped for.

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Himbo Bull

Augustus drove through the city that held his herd of himbos, thinking to himself. Corporate had approved his idea to purchase a large residential building downtown for his herd to live, but as usual they didn’t comprehend the challenges faced in the field. Keeping cows and bulls together was a brilliant idea if the goal was to drastically lower production. The bulls would get horny, as they do well over a dozen times a day, and fuck the milk right out of the cows. The cows, being horny and simple minded himbos, wouldn’t turn down the fuck nor hook up the milker before starting. Once again he would need to emphasis the importance of getting a second, smaller, building just for the bulls.

He turned a corner and his mind returned to the task at hand. Today he had to check up on his worst behaving bull, Todd. Todd had entered the bull program just over a year ago and had been nothing but problems for Augustus. Every time Augustus turned around, Todd was off fucking some twink bareback. The problem was so bad that Todd had spent 7 of the last 13 months in chastity as punishment. The only bright side was the rapid expansion of production required more bulls. And, Todd had produced two out of every three bulls in the country during the last year.

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Himbo Milk


This is inspired by a recent tweet by @HeavenHimbo on twitter.

Dustin sat in his doctor’s office waiting room patiently for his time with the doctor. He found the office relaxing; quiet, clean, and bright, he could easily read his thick novel. Absentmindedly, his short legs swung forward and backward as they didn’t reach the floor. His thin, almost frail torso took up less than half the chair as his thick bottle cap glasses dragged his face down, into his book.

Dustin was so enthralled in his book that he hadn’t noticed there was someone siting next to him until the man spoke.

“Sup brah? Whatcha readin?”

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Basic Weeb

Shane was your quintessential gay weeb. His bedroom was covered in anime posters and wall scrolls, book shelves covered with manga and figurines, and worst (or best) of all a Mentaiko body pillow. He spent most of his free time either at the gym or further cementing his weebdom with more anime and manga.

Covered in muscle for his cosplays, his ‘off season’ chub was going strong, especially with the annual cons being canceled, there was no reason to cut. He loved the cosplay attention, but Shane would rather spend his time watching anime than working on a cut. Besides, the gyms were closed anyway.

He had just returned to his apartment from checking the mail, one of the only activities that saw Shane outside as of late. Sorting through the junk, he found a package from his dad.

Shane’s dad was amazing and he loved him. Always supportive of his son in being gay and an anime nerd, his father being a sword and sandal nerd himself. Hearing from his dad always brought a smile to Shane’s face.

He opened the box and found a card. ‘Son, I wish I could have given you this in person for your birthday. Once all of this is over, I am going to fly out and see you. I picked this up for you the last time I was in Tokyo for work. Call me when you get it, love Dad.’

Shane ventured deeper into the box and found a small box with a bottle of shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and a towel labeled for a sento (communal bath) experience. Most weebs would have been offended to receive soap as a present, but to Shane it signaled just how much his father understood his fascination with all things Japanese.

Shane’s father already knew that his son loved getting stuff from Japan. Shane regularly special ordered things from Japan that he could easily find American versions of at the mall. Shane could recall his last order of Japanese underwear and the hustle of unit and size conversations it took to make sure they would fit.

Shane set the box in the bathroom for his next shower and went about his day.

The following morning, Shane awoke and dragged himself out of bed to prepare for his now normal internet meetings for work. He stumbled into the shower after grabbing his first cup of coffee to rediscover the box of soaps from this dad. He smiled and laid out the box.

The soaps smelled great, manly and clean. In the shower, Shane noticed no differences. Once he got out, he noticed that his skin appeared darker, more tan with a golden hue, and his curly light brown hair looked almost black and perfectly straight once dried. He chalked it up to some dyes in the products. He knew Japan had cosmetics with bleaching properties, why wouldn’t they have ones that make you look tan.

Shane’s day went along normally outside of one part. During his first meeting while confirming his attentive attendance, Shane answered in Japanese rather than English. None of his work colleagues were shocked to hear Shane speaking Japanese and he was able to joke it off with lock-down studying. The incident confused him though. Shane rarely spoke any of the Japanese he’d learned once he became an adult.

The following morning, Shane followed the same morning ritual. Today when he got out of the shower, he noticed more physical changes. His skin had darkened to a deeper color, all the hair on his body was now thick black and straight, and his facial features appeared to have altered slightly.

By this point, Shane had a very good idea what was going on. He had no idea how, but he was turning Japanese and somehow the box of soaps from his dad was doing it.

Shane was embarrassed to admit it, but this whole situation turned him on. For years he wished that he could look like one of the beefy bara men that he jacked off to. That night he couldn’t help but jack off to his own reflection, amazed at how hot he looked.

On the third day, Shane made sure to take a picture before his shower to help identify all the differences. He hadn’t planned on all of the changes though. During the shower, his foreskin regrew and his face almost looked full blooded Japanese.

Shane’s normal meetings were fairly normal that day. He kept catching himself start to answer questions in Japanese before returning to English or using Japanese mannerisms. The part that confused him the most was how he would say English words with a Japanese accent.

That night, Shane again jerked off in front of the mirror. Speaking Japanese to himself, feeling up his big dark muscles, loving how masculine he looked.

Day four held the most changes for Shane. He used the last of the soaps in the shower and began to feel lost when he stepped out. He was no longer in his Phoenix apartment. Looking outside, he was amazed at what he saw. He was in Tokyo, Edogawa ward he knew instinctively.

Shane couldn’t believe it, He’d always wanted to come to Tokyo. He was lost in amazement when he received a phone call. He answered in Japanese, “hello?”

“Ryoga, get your butt down here. We’ve gunna be late for drinking.” His boyfriend Yuki was looking up at his apartment.
Memories of meeting Yuki at the auto shop Yuki worked at flooded his head. He could remember the traditional aiozame dye shop that he was apprenticed at and could see the blue stains on hands and arms. “Oh yes, right away.”

“And Ryoga.”

“Yes?”

“Next time you stand gazing out the window, put some pants on!”

Shane, now Ryoga would have been embarrassed before, but Yuki had seen him naked many times before. When he got down to the entrance, he could see the grease still on Yuki’s hands and was instantly turned on. He slyly grabbed Yuki’s ass, now remembering all the times his cock had been buried in it.

Yuki’s face turned bright red. “Not in public!”

Ryoga leaned close to Yuki’s ear, “afraid you’ll get turned on.” Ryoga moved Yuki’s hand to the growing tent in his pants.

Yuki’s face was even redder. He whispered “inside, now” before leading Ryoga into his own apartment.

Once inside, Ryoga didn’t wait to take off his shoes before feeling up Yuki’s ass again. Yuki looked annoyed as he closed the blinds before taking off his pants. “Why can’t you be more mature Ryoga?”

“Your cock doesn’t seem to mind.” Ryoga started stroking Yuki’s hard cock while leaning in for a kiss. Yuki broke the kiss off to get on his knees and take Ryoga’s cock into his mouth. Ryoga moaned deeply.

Yuki’s mouth was good, but Ryoga knew they were on a time table and pushed Yuki off, positioning him on his back to take Ryoga’s cock. Without a word, Ryoga pushed his cock into Yuki’s ass and started stroking Yuki’s cock. Bucking his hips, both men began to moan.

Ryoga looked down at the big man below him and became lost to lust. Working into a feverish pace, neither men could mask their moans. After only five minutes, both men were on the edge. With one final stroke, Yuki began to cum causing his ass to tighten around Ryoga’s cock. The pressure was too much to Ryoga and he released his load into Yuki’s ass.

Ryoga kissed Yuki on the forehead, still panting. “Fast enough for you?”

Yuki rustled Ryoga’s hair, “you horn-dog. Get dressed, we need to leave.”

Later that night at the bar, Ryoga remembered that he had forgot something and pulled his phone out. He quickly snapped a picture of him and Yuki before sending it to his father in America, thanking him for the amazing present.

 

Quarantine Dare

Tony stared at the ceiling of his apartment doing everything in his power to ignore his raging cock. Two weeks had passed since quarantine had started in his area and a week since the challenge. His right hand started moving to his throbbing member when he broke through his lust filled mind and pulled it away. This was going to be a long quarantine.

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#Stupid

The internet is such a weird place with all the different hashtags on a variety of subjects. The newest one that crossed Jay’s path was #Stupid. Jay could go with it if it was talking about things being stupid, maybe even ideas, but this was guys posting pictures of themselves and tagging it as stupid. To Jay it read like they were proud to be stupid. Who the hell would be proud to be stupid?

Like most things involving the internet, Jay tried brushing it off as people trolling and then went along with his day. For the most part, it was normal. Normal work, nothing really happened. Normal conversations, normal bullshitting about the weather and whatnot. He even had a normal time on the internet during his lunch break and while procrastinating.

Nothing felt out of place until he got home and was scrolling twitter again, confused at why that hashtag was still trending, but trying to focus on what his friends and family were up to. Somewhere below the first page, Jay noticed his very intelligent but introverted friend Wyatt had posted a photo of himself, shirtless and sporting that ludicrous hashtag. Jay couldn’t believe it, this wasn’t like Wyatt at all. Jay couldn’t even think of a time where’d he’d seen Wyatt without a shirt on, going back 10 years.

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