Dumb on Cum: Chapter 1

Laying back to enjoy the start of his little free time, Sam let out a sigh of relief. Trying to get ahead, he’d just completed his fourth consecutive quarter of college and preparing to enter another. He’d have one week to pull himself back together. In the forefront of his mind, was just how pathetic he still looked.

Sam had been trying to maintain a good exercise routine ever since he entered college. Life always found a way to crush it. While not the toothpicks he’d had been when starting, his arms and legs lacked any sense of definition. His chest and abs were barely thick enough to hide his ribs and his butt was so flat that is sometimes hurt to sit through more than one lecture at a time. With all his time dedicated to studying physics, he still looked like a dweeb.

With a TV in the background, he let his mind wander. Drifting into a peaceful lull, between sleep and wake, Sam didn’t hear his housemate enter.

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Jockhism

Four Jock truths:

  1. Life is suffering
  2. Thinking makes you dread and worry about things you have no control over and brings suffering.
  3. There is a way to end this suffeirng

 

  1. 8 Jock path
      1. right understanding

Understanding the four Jock truths

  1. right though

Think only on your brahs, the team, and your body

  1. Right speech

Speak like a brah

  1. Right Action

Treat your brahs with respect

  1. Right Livelihood

Earn money using your body

  1. Right Effort

Put effort into building your body

  1. Right Mindlessness

Stop thinking and enjoy being a jock

  1. Right Concentration

Concentrate on being the best jock you can

#Stupid

The internet is such a weird place with all the different hashtags on a variety of subjects. The newest one that crossed Jay’s path was #Stupid. Jay could go with it if it was talking about things being stupid, maybe even ideas, but this was guys posting pictures of themselves and tagging it as stupid. To Jay it read like they were proud to be stupid. Who the hell would be proud to be stupid?

Like most things involving the internet, Jay tried brushing it off as people trolling and then went along with his day. For the most part, it was normal. Normal work, nothing really happened. Normal conversations, normal bullshitting about the weather and whatnot. He even had a normal time on the internet during his lunch break and while procrastinating.

Nothing felt out of place until he got home and was scrolling twitter again, confused at why that hashtag was still trending, but trying to focus on what his friends and family were up to. Somewhere below the first page, Jay noticed his very intelligent but introverted friend Wyatt had posted a photo of himself, shirtless and sporting that ludicrous hashtag. Jay couldn’t believe it, this wasn’t like Wyatt at all. Jay couldn’t even think of a time where’d he’d seen Wyatt without a shirt on, going back 10 years.

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Try It, Bro

Juan looked over at his roommate and bro Kevin perplexed. “Bro, are you trying to read that book again, bro?”

Keven looked up from the old worn book he got as a joke. “I’m gunna figure this thing out and turn us back already. And I told you not to call me ‘bro’.”

“I told you not to worry about it bro. You’re not gunna figure it out bro. Just accept it.” Juan jeered at Kevin as he pumped his arms in a double bicep pose.

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Jockhism: Overthinking It

Another cool October day had just ended as Yang once again walked into his local gym. He had been coming in three times a week now for six months trying to get into shape and get some idea about this new thing called Jockhism. Two of his American friends, Paul and Adam, had been going off about it for months, trying to convince Yang to join them at that gym, or temple as they called it.

He could picture it now. “Come on Yang, brah, you’ll love it.” and “Getting swole is so sweet, brah, I’ve never felt this good before, you get me brah?” Over and over for months until yang finally caved and took them up on their offer.

One warm spring day he entered the gym with his two friends, smelling the musk of sweat and hard work, hearing the clang of weights, seeing dozens of guys working out in almost nothing. Every sense in his body was overwhelmed and he felt like running. But something told him not to, to stick with it for the day with his friends.

After pumping iron for a good couple of hours, his arms were jelly and breathing hurt. Never before had Yang worked his body that hard. His thin Korean frame just wasn’t used to working that hard, being a nerd like his friends used to be.

A day or two later, Yang did notice a difference. His thin arms appeared to have a little more definition on them, and he got the idea to stick with it for a bit. Adam and Paul were enthusiastic and supportive, helping Yang get his gym membership set up. But that was months ago, today Adam and Paul are dating, who knew they were gay, and he was at the gym by himself alone again.

Paul said that he first really “got” working out about a month after he started, saying that Jockhism just started making sense and he was happier. Adam said it took him about 5 weeks. Yang couldn’t get why he wasn’t like his friends; happy, contempt, perhaps a bit dumber.

Yang was lost in thought as he walked; he didn’t even realize that he had bumped into someone until he saw him turn around.  “Hey, watch it brah.” the man Yang just bumped into grunted, his voice low but having a certain element of intelligence. He was a monster of a man, over 6 foot, easily 280 lbs of pure muscle, but had a certain intelligence in his eyes that Yang hadn’t seen before.

“S-sorry man. I as lost in thought. I’ll be more careful next time.” Yang was quick to respond, hoping to get away before causing a scene and embracing himself.

“You better…wait, I think I’ve seen you around brah. Always putting in good work but looking depressed as shit.”

“You’ve noticed me?” yang was surprised. He didn’t think this hulk of a man, clearly someone who got Jockhism better than he ever could. ‘Yea…I’ve been coming for about 6 months after a couple friends recommended it. But it’s not doing it for me.”

“Well no shit, brah, you’re just like I used to be, over thinking shit all the time. You ever tried turning that brain off for a while?”

“You say that like it’s easy” Yang was starting to get pissed. 6 fucking months of coming to the gym, trying to ‘get’ how Jockhism will make him happier and this meathead acts like it’s the easiest thing in the fucking world. It probably is for him, never had a real thought to begin with.

“Easy there, brah, I used to be like you. Into a whole bunch of nerdy stuff, reading all the time, thinking big all the time. And I was miserable. I was trying to control everything, even after discovering Jockhism brah. But then I found this guy, really smart guy named Alan Watts and fuck brah, he helped me get it.”

Yang was taken aback. He’d seen the transformation in Paul, the skinny nerd into a buff man, and Adam, downright fat before leaning up and packing on muscle, but this guy was insane the amount of muscle he must have packed on quickly.

“Here, give this a shot brah. Listen while you lift and see if it helps.” He held out his phone for Yang to tough it, using NFC. A file appeared on his phone titled ‘Alan Watts – Don’t Take Life too Seriously.’

“T-thanks man. I don’t know what to say.” Yang was seriously lost for words. Would this really help?

“Thank me by stopping by after the lift brah.” He patted Yang on the shoulder, nearly forcing Yang to the ground, before heading off deeper into the gym.

Yang went and changed into his normal gym gear, a loose t-shirt and baggy athletic shorts, before heading out to the floor. He was about to hit the machines when he remembered the file and grabbed his ear buds. A voice started talking, likely this Alan Watts guy, about what it means to want something. It honestly confused Yang to the relevance of living to seriously, but he stuck with it.

Twenty minutes pass without Yang realizing as he absorbs the interesting talk this Watts guy was giving. At first he wasn’t making any sense, but now the pieces were starting to come together. Yang was trying to control everything rather than trust the universe to work. Doing this made him worry and worrying caused dread and anxiety.

There was another piece though; trying to reach enlightenment, or get it, will prevent you from getting it. The exact thing Yang was trying to do was preventing him from getting it. Yang needed to let go and live in the present, because the present is all that there is.

The file ended and Yang kept pushing through his workout, but it was different this time. He was there and thinking about his workout, but he wasn’t trying to analyze it, wasn’t trying to control every aspect to get the best workout he could. He let all of that go and trusted that the workout will be exactly what he needs.

Yang felt his pants start to stir, his cock was getting hard. Normally this would concern him, being hard in public was such an embracing thing, but he let it go. So his cock was hard, that’s how it was. He felt weight lift off his brain with every rep, more relaxed and…happy. Letting the universe do it’s thing because all the nitpicking was unimportant.

Another hour passed and Yang had finished up his workout, an intense one, when it dawned on him, he ‘got’ it. He understood how his friends had let go so much and just enjoyed the beautiful thing that is life.

Yang entered the locker room to change when he ran into the monster of man he saw earlier. “What’s up brah?” slipped out of Yang’s mouth without thought.

“Getting pumped brah. How’d that file work?”

Yang could tell that he was staring at his still raging cock through his shorts. “Fuck brah, that Watts guy is so right. I was trying to get it, and that’s why I couldn’t get it. You get me? I already had everything I needed, I was just overthinking it.” Yang bounced his right pec, something he’d never done before because he thought it was dumb.

“I get it brah. I was stuck in the same trap. Trying to get it, then thinking about why I wasn’t getting it over and over. Names Brad btws brah.” Brad entered a double bicep pose to greet Yang.

“Yang.” And Yang returned the pose, amazed at how good it felt.

Brad exited his pose and placed a hand on Yang’s cock. “I see you do brah.”

Yang relaxed his muscled and grabbed Brad’s arm, making him rub his cock though the loose shorts. “Fuck Brad, I’ve never been with a brah before, but I see your ass and I want it.” With his free hand, Yang slapped Brad’s big muscle ass, ignoring all the other guys around them in the locker room.

Brad grabbed Yang’s hand to guide him to the sauna while Yang swaggered behind. Yang was amazed at how he wasn’t nervous, wasn’t anxious, just ready to fuck in the moment.

Yang let Brad step inside first so that he could bet a good view of that big muscle ass bouncing with each step. Yang’s cock was already throbbing at the sight. He slipped off his clothes and didn’t bother grabbing a towel, he just sat down with his legs wide open to give brad a good view. The months of gym had given him a good body, about 20 pounds of muscle with nice definition.

Brad somehow slipped between Yang’s legs. He was huge but he always found a way when it came to cock. He grabbed Yang’s cock, a solid 7 inches of uncut meat, and killed the head, slowly working his tongue under the foreskin.

Yang let out a deep moan, he felt amazing. He couldn’t remember the last time he felt this relaxed. It wasn’t that his brain was blank, he still had thoughts, he just wasn’t trying to analyze every little thing around him. He could focus on the pleasure as Brad nursed the head of his cock before working a little deeper.

Yang let out a moan of supprise as Brad’s moth reached the base of his cock. He hadn’t realized how low he had gotten already. Without thinking, he reached up and grabbed the back of Brad’s head, ready to work his mouth, gliding it along his cock at the exact rhythm he wanted.

Brad never fought back as Yang fucked his mouth. He relished the feeling of the throbbing meat using his mouth, feeling Yang’s balls start to rise up as he drew close before rope after rope of thick cum filled his mouth.

Yang’s entire body, including his brain, tingled as he came in Brad’s mouth. He was spent, couldn’t move a muscle, all he could do was sit there and enjoy the euphoria of not over thinking it.

Jockhism: Thinking is Suffering

Daniel sat on his couch playing video games, desperately trying to ignore the moans and slapping of skin coming from the other side of the house. Demarcus and Luke, Daniel’s best friends and roommates, were once again fucking each other silly, just like they had every night for the past month.

For some reason, they had been acting weird ever scene they decided to start working out. The Temple, as they called it, was about the only thing they could talk about recently, droning on and on about the Four Jock Truths and the Eight Brah Path. None of it made any sense to Daniel. Though Daniel couldn’t deny that it was paying off.

Demarcus must have lost 40 pounds of fat and replaced it with 30 pounds of muscle. His dark skin seemed to glow, even when the lights were off. He also no longer wore his large video games shirts, to cover up his belly. Instead he wore muscle shirts and athletic shorts everywhere.

Luke, on the other hand, stopped being a bean pole and gained more muscle than Demarcus. His acne had completely cleared up and it was impossible to get him to wear a shirt unless it was literally required. His pale skin now showed a golden tan, reveling Daniel’s Latin skin in color.

Daniel could accept his friends deciding to get healthy, he just wished they’d stop acting and smelling like dumb jocks. He also could accept them being gay, he didn’t care, all he wanted was to play video games with his friends again.

About the time Daniel finished the mission he was working on, Luke and Demarcus walked into the living room wearing only jockstraps, carrying the musk of sex with them.

“Hey brah, want to join us at the Temple today?” Demarcus asked, flashing a stellar smile that Daniel couldn’t remember him having previously.

“Sure, why not.” Daniel wasn’t excited to go to a gym, but he did want to get to the bottom of what the hell was up with his friends.

After they showered, and Luke reluctantly put on a shirt, all three went to the ‘Temple’. Stepping inside, Daniel saw a giant mural of a very buff guy with a backwards baseball cap and a very dumb look on his face. He was only wearing tight athletic shorts and was sitting with his legs crossed. The most unsettling part was his arms, posed to flex, and Daniel could swear it looked like they were pulsing.

Daniel must have been staring because he was startled when Luke slapped his ass. “come on brah, time to lift. Gotta awaken the jock within, brah.”

The last line confused Daniel. The jock within? Daniel was not a jock, and neither were Luke and Demarcus up until recently. He dutifully followed his friends into the locker room to put on his workout gear, some stuff he still had from high school. He followed his friends out into the main weight area, determined to jog on a treadmill until they were done. Right before he could, Demarcus grabbed him, wrapping his big black arms around Daniel. Daniel tried to protest but Demarcus was not letting up. Daniel shifted his attention to Luke, hoping for some help, but what he saw scared him.

Luke had run off for a second before returning with a flat rimmed ball cap. It had the gyms logo on the front and looked like purple fog was dispersing all around it. Luke placed the cap on Daniel’s had and he could feel the fog enter his mind. All of his thoughts slowed as the fog filled the outside of his mind. He looked to Luke and pleaded for them to stop.

“Just awaken the Jock brah.” and Luke turned the cap around.

The purple fog dove deep into Daniel’s brain, stopping all brain function outside of one thought, the first Jock Truth. Without realizing it, Daniel said it out loud, “Thinking is suffering.” His cock grew hard as Demarcus let him go.

After several minuets, Daniel got up. “lets go lift brahs. Gotta awaken the Jock within more.” He slapped Luke and Demarcus on the ass before following them to start their lifting for the day.