Himbo Ranch

Part 3 of the Himbo series.


Sitting in the back of a corporate van, Ronald let his mind wonder as the foliage raced past. Thoughts of the boring and mundane accounting that filled his work life popped into his head, but he did his best to let them pass. After all, this was supposed to be a company paid vacation.

After a recent accident left Augustus, now known as Augy, the top hander in the company reduced to a simple himbo bull, corporate was in a tough spot. Augustus’s proposal for a more centralized production facility was still regarded as a good direction for the company to move towards, but without his on the ground inputs the project had stalled. This was especially true after Ronald and the other money men demonstrated that having their central production center in the heart of a metro would greatly reduce profits.

It had been Ronald’s ingenuity that brought the higher up’s attention to a recently defunct mountain resort that could be easily adapted to fill their needs. Through many long nights, Ronald was able to demonstrate exactly how much production costs would decrease from the proposed site. Plus, being in a rural location, the odds of an unexpecting passerby being seduced by the charming himbos, and therefore being transformed, were greatly reduced.

For all of his hard work, corporate rewarded Ronald with a trip to the production facility and then a week in any location he desired. The production facility offered little interest to him, but an all-expenses paid trip to Mumbai was more than he could have hoped for.

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Himbo Bull

Augustus drove through the city that held his herd of himbos, thinking to himself. Corporate had approved his idea to purchase a large residential building downtown for his herd to live, but as usual they didn’t comprehend the challenges faced in the field. Keeping cows and bulls together was a brilliant idea if the goal was to drastically lower production. The bulls would get horny, as they do well over a dozen times a day, and fuck the milk right out of the cows. The cows, being horny and simple minded himbos, wouldn’t turn down the fuck nor hook up the milker before starting. Once again he would need to emphasis the importance of getting a second, smaller, building just for the bulls.

He turned a corner and his mind returned to the task at hand. Today he had to check up on his worst behaving bull, Todd. Todd had entered the bull program just over a year ago and had been nothing but problems for Augustus. Every time Augustus turned around, Todd was off fucking some twink bareback. The problem was so bad that Todd had spent 7 of the last 13 months in chastity as punishment. The only bright side was the rapid expansion of production required more bulls. And, Todd had produced two out of every three bulls in the country during the last year.

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Himbo Milk


This is inspired by a recent tweet by @HeavenHimbo on twitter.

Dustin sat in his doctor’s office waiting room patiently for his time with the doctor. He found the office relaxing; quiet, clean, and bright, he could easily read his thick novel. Absentmindedly, his short legs swung forward and backward as they didn’t reach the floor. His thin, almost frail torso took up less than half the chair as his thick bottle cap glasses dragged his face down, into his book.

Dustin was so enthralled in his book that he hadn’t noticed there was someone siting next to him until the man spoke.

“Sup brah? Whatcha readin?”

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