Himbo Ranch

Part 3 of the Himbo series.


Sitting in the back of a corporate van, Ronald let his mind wonder as the foliage raced past. Thoughts of the boring and mundane accounting that filled his work life popped into his head, but he did his best to let them pass. After all, this was supposed to be a company paid vacation.

After a recent accident left Augustus, now known as Augy, the top hander in the company reduced to a simple himbo bull, corporate was in a tough spot. Augustus’s proposal for a more centralized production facility was still regarded as a good direction for the company to move towards, but without his on the ground inputs the project had stalled. This was especially true after Ronald and the other money men demonstrated that having their central production center in the heart of a metro would greatly reduce profits.

It had been Ronald’s ingenuity that brought the higher up’s attention to a recently defunct mountain resort that could be easily adapted to fill their needs. Through many long nights, Ronald was able to demonstrate exactly how much production costs would decrease from the proposed site. Plus, being in a rural location, the odds of an unexpecting passerby being seduced by the charming himbos, and therefore being transformed, were greatly reduced.

For all of his hard work, corporate rewarded Ronald with a trip to the production facility and then a week in any location he desired. The production facility offered little interest to him, but an all-expenses paid trip to Mumbai was more than he could have hoped for.

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Himbo Bull

Augustus drove through the city that held his herd of himbos, thinking to himself. Corporate had approved his idea to purchase a large residential building downtown for his herd to live, but as usual they didn’t comprehend the challenges faced in the field. Keeping cows and bulls together was a brilliant idea if the goal was to drastically lower production. The bulls would get horny, as they do well over a dozen times a day, and fuck the milk right out of the cows. The cows, being horny and simple minded himbos, wouldn’t turn down the fuck nor hook up the milker before starting. Once again he would need to emphasis the importance of getting a second, smaller, building just for the bulls.

He turned a corner and his mind returned to the task at hand. Today he had to check up on his worst behaving bull, Todd. Todd had entered the bull program just over a year ago and had been nothing but problems for Augustus. Every time Augustus turned around, Todd was off fucking some twink bareback. The problem was so bad that Todd had spent 7 of the last 13 months in chastity as punishment. The only bright side was the rapid expansion of production required more bulls. And, Todd had produced two out of every three bulls in the country during the last year.

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Himbo Milk


This is inspired by a recent tweet by @HeavenHimbo on twitter.

Dustin sat in his doctor’s office waiting room patiently for his time with the doctor. He found the office relaxing; quiet, clean, and bright, he could easily read his thick novel. Absentmindedly, his short legs swung forward and backward as they didn’t reach the floor. His thin, almost frail torso took up less than half the chair as his thick bottle cap glasses dragged his face down, into his book.

Dustin was so enthralled in his book that he hadn’t noticed there was someone siting next to him until the man spoke.

“Sup brah? Whatcha readin?”

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Quarantine Dare

Tony stared at the ceiling of his apartment doing everything in his power to ignore his raging cock. Two weeks had passed since quarantine had started in his area and a week since the challenge. His right hand started moving to his throbbing member when he broke through his lust filled mind and pulled it away. This was going to be a long quarantine.

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#Stupid

The internet is such a weird place with all the different hashtags on a variety of subjects. The newest one that crossed Jay’s path was #Stupid. Jay could go with it if it was talking about things being stupid, maybe even ideas, but this was guys posting pictures of themselves and tagging it as stupid. To Jay it read like they were proud to be stupid. Who the hell would be proud to be stupid?

Like most things involving the internet, Jay tried brushing it off as people trolling and then went along with his day. For the most part, it was normal. Normal work, nothing really happened. Normal conversations, normal bullshitting about the weather and whatnot. He even had a normal time on the internet during his lunch break and while procrastinating.

Nothing felt out of place until he got home and was scrolling twitter again, confused at why that hashtag was still trending, but trying to focus on what his friends and family were up to. Somewhere below the first page, Jay noticed his very intelligent but introverted friend Wyatt had posted a photo of himself, shirtless and sporting that ludicrous hashtag. Jay couldn’t believe it, this wasn’t like Wyatt at all. Jay couldn’t even think of a time where’d he’d seen Wyatt without a shirt on, going back 10 years.

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Try It, Bro

Juan looked over at his roommate and bro Kevin perplexed. “Bro, are you trying to read that book again, bro?”

Keven looked up from the old worn book he got as a joke. “I’m gunna figure this thing out and turn us back already. And I told you not to call me ‘bro’.”

“I told you not to worry about it bro. You’re not gunna figure it out bro. Just accept it.” Juan jeered at Kevin as he pumped his arms in a double bicep pose.

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Jockhism: Overthinking It

Another cool October day had just ended as Yang once again walked into his local gym. He had been coming in three times a week now for six months trying to get into shape and get some idea about this new thing called Jockhism. Two of his American friends, Paul and Adam, had been going off about it for months, trying to convince Yang to join them at that gym, or temple as they called it.

He could picture it now. “Come on Yang, brah, you’ll love it.” and “Getting swole is so sweet, brah, I’ve never felt this good before, you get me brah?” Over and over for months until yang finally caved and took them up on their offer.

One warm spring day he entered the gym with his two friends, smelling the musk of sweat and hard work, hearing the clang of weights, seeing dozens of guys working out in almost nothing. Every sense in his body was overwhelmed and he felt like running. But something told him not to, to stick with it for the day with his friends.

After pumping iron for a good couple of hours, his arms were jelly and breathing hurt. Never before had Yang worked his body that hard. His thin Korean frame just wasn’t used to working that hard, being a nerd like his friends used to be.

A day or two later, Yang did notice a difference. His thin arms appeared to have a little more definition on them, and he got the idea to stick with it for a bit. Adam and Paul were enthusiastic and supportive, helping Yang get his gym membership set up. But that was months ago, today Adam and Paul are dating, who knew they were gay, and he was at the gym by himself alone again.

Paul said that he first really “got” working out about a month after he started, saying that Jockhism just started making sense and he was happier. Adam said it took him about 5 weeks. Yang couldn’t get why he wasn’t like his friends; happy, contempt, perhaps a bit dumber.

Yang was lost in thought as he walked; he didn’t even realize that he had bumped into someone until he saw him turn around.  “Hey, watch it brah.” the man Yang just bumped into grunted, his voice low but having a certain element of intelligence. He was a monster of a man, over 6 foot, easily 280 lbs of pure muscle, but had a certain intelligence in his eyes that Yang hadn’t seen before.

“S-sorry man. I as lost in thought. I’ll be more careful next time.” Yang was quick to respond, hoping to get away before causing a scene and embracing himself.

“You better…wait, I think I’ve seen you around brah. Always putting in good work but looking depressed as shit.”

“You’ve noticed me?” yang was surprised. He didn’t think this hulk of a man, clearly someone who got Jockhism better than he ever could. ‘Yea…I’ve been coming for about 6 months after a couple friends recommended it. But it’s not doing it for me.”

“Well no shit, brah, you’re just like I used to be, over thinking shit all the time. You ever tried turning that brain off for a while?”

“You say that like it’s easy” Yang was starting to get pissed. 6 fucking months of coming to the gym, trying to ‘get’ how Jockhism will make him happier and this meathead acts like it’s the easiest thing in the fucking world. It probably is for him, never had a real thought to begin with.

“Easy there, brah, I used to be like you. Into a whole bunch of nerdy stuff, reading all the time, thinking big all the time. And I was miserable. I was trying to control everything, even after discovering Jockhism brah. But then I found this guy, really smart guy named Alan Watts and fuck brah, he helped me get it.”

Yang was taken aback. He’d seen the transformation in Paul, the skinny nerd into a buff man, and Adam, downright fat before leaning up and packing on muscle, but this guy was insane the amount of muscle he must have packed on quickly.

“Here, give this a shot brah. Listen while you lift and see if it helps.” He held out his phone for Yang to tough it, using NFC. A file appeared on his phone titled ‘Alan Watts – Don’t Take Life too Seriously.’

“T-thanks man. I don’t know what to say.” Yang was seriously lost for words. Would this really help?

“Thank me by stopping by after the lift brah.” He patted Yang on the shoulder, nearly forcing Yang to the ground, before heading off deeper into the gym.

Yang went and changed into his normal gym gear, a loose t-shirt and baggy athletic shorts, before heading out to the floor. He was about to hit the machines when he remembered the file and grabbed his ear buds. A voice started talking, likely this Alan Watts guy, about what it means to want something. It honestly confused Yang to the relevance of living to seriously, but he stuck with it.

Twenty minutes pass without Yang realizing as he absorbs the interesting talk this Watts guy was giving. At first he wasn’t making any sense, but now the pieces were starting to come together. Yang was trying to control everything rather than trust the universe to work. Doing this made him worry and worrying caused dread and anxiety.

There was another piece though; trying to reach enlightenment, or get it, will prevent you from getting it. The exact thing Yang was trying to do was preventing him from getting it. Yang needed to let go and live in the present, because the present is all that there is.

The file ended and Yang kept pushing through his workout, but it was different this time. He was there and thinking about his workout, but he wasn’t trying to analyze it, wasn’t trying to control every aspect to get the best workout he could. He let all of that go and trusted that the workout will be exactly what he needs.

Yang felt his pants start to stir, his cock was getting hard. Normally this would concern him, being hard in public was such an embracing thing, but he let it go. So his cock was hard, that’s how it was. He felt weight lift off his brain with every rep, more relaxed and…happy. Letting the universe do it’s thing because all the nitpicking was unimportant.

Another hour passed and Yang had finished up his workout, an intense one, when it dawned on him, he ‘got’ it. He understood how his friends had let go so much and just enjoyed the beautiful thing that is life.

Yang entered the locker room to change when he ran into the monster of man he saw earlier. “What’s up brah?” slipped out of Yang’s mouth without thought.

“Getting pumped brah. How’d that file work?”

Yang could tell that he was staring at his still raging cock through his shorts. “Fuck brah, that Watts guy is so right. I was trying to get it, and that’s why I couldn’t get it. You get me? I already had everything I needed, I was just overthinking it.” Yang bounced his right pec, something he’d never done before because he thought it was dumb.

“I get it brah. I was stuck in the same trap. Trying to get it, then thinking about why I wasn’t getting it over and over. Names Brad btws brah.” Brad entered a double bicep pose to greet Yang.

“Yang.” And Yang returned the pose, amazed at how good it felt.

Brad exited his pose and placed a hand on Yang’s cock. “I see you do brah.”

Yang relaxed his muscled and grabbed Brad’s arm, making him rub his cock though the loose shorts. “Fuck Brad, I’ve never been with a brah before, but I see your ass and I want it.” With his free hand, Yang slapped Brad’s big muscle ass, ignoring all the other guys around them in the locker room.

Brad grabbed Yang’s hand to guide him to the sauna while Yang swaggered behind. Yang was amazed at how he wasn’t nervous, wasn’t anxious, just ready to fuck in the moment.

Yang let Brad step inside first so that he could bet a good view of that big muscle ass bouncing with each step. Yang’s cock was already throbbing at the sight. He slipped off his clothes and didn’t bother grabbing a towel, he just sat down with his legs wide open to give brad a good view. The months of gym had given him a good body, about 20 pounds of muscle with nice definition.

Brad somehow slipped between Yang’s legs. He was huge but he always found a way when it came to cock. He grabbed Yang’s cock, a solid 7 inches of uncut meat, and killed the head, slowly working his tongue under the foreskin.

Yang let out a deep moan, he felt amazing. He couldn’t remember the last time he felt this relaxed. It wasn’t that his brain was blank, he still had thoughts, he just wasn’t trying to analyze every little thing around him. He could focus on the pleasure as Brad nursed the head of his cock before working a little deeper.

Yang let out a moan of supprise as Brad’s moth reached the base of his cock. He hadn’t realized how low he had gotten already. Without thinking, he reached up and grabbed the back of Brad’s head, ready to work his mouth, gliding it along his cock at the exact rhythm he wanted.

Brad never fought back as Yang fucked his mouth. He relished the feeling of the throbbing meat using his mouth, feeling Yang’s balls start to rise up as he drew close before rope after rope of thick cum filled his mouth.

Yang’s entire body, including his brain, tingled as he came in Brad’s mouth. He was spent, couldn’t move a muscle, all he could do was sit there and enjoy the euphoria of not over thinking it.

Jockhism: Right Mindlessness

If there was one single word you could use to describe Ren, it would be stressed. Before his girlfriend broke up with him, everything was going good. Their combined income was more than enough to cover rent, her pussy was always ready for his dick, and life seemed to be going well. Ever since that day, he was working two jobs to barely scrape by.

Ren’s toned body, that he’d had with his girlfriend, had gone flabby since he couldn’t work out nor ear correctly anymore. He’d easily put on 50 pounds in under a year and lost a good deal of tone.

Hopefully, that all would change. Ryan, Ren’s best friend for 10 plus years, was getting an apartment with him. With rent being split in half Ren could quit one of his jobs and get his body back into shape after the year of depression eating.

The day arrives and Ren and Ryan move into their new place, a dual bachelor pad. Ryan supersized Ren with a present, a book on working out titled “Jockhism”.

Ren felt a little offended, even his best friend is saying he’s got fat, but Ren understood that Ryan want’s to help him get back into shape.

The book wasn’t very long but Ren decided to skip to the end

Reading through it, Ren discovered that it included several week long passes to a new gym called the Temple. Knowing he would try the place out, he skipped back to another section on power-lifting. Reading through it felt like a switch being turned on. Power lifting wasn’t about size, it was about power. The power to move heavy objects, the power to show what real muscle is.

Ren grabbed Ryan and dragged him to the Temple for a good workout immediately. Ren strolled through the lobby like he’d been there a million times, focused on getting changed and starting his lifting.

Ryan kept trying to direct Ren to the cardio sections to burn fat, but Ren was determined to lift. He set up the bar and got in position, pulling the bar down before Ryan was fully prepared to spot. Each pump was hard, not impossible but difficult. Ren pushed through, lifting again felt great.

Ren continued to do rep after rep, losing all track of time and how many reps he’d completed. One phrase kept clouding his thoughts. “Right Mindlessness” over and over. Each rep the phrase would push another thought out of his head, and then another, and another, until all that was left was the act of lifting. Ren grew a big dumb smile as his head grew emptier and emptier, no more worries getting in the way.

“Hey bro, we should switch off now, heh. You really got in the zone man.”

Ren’s mind regained an idea of it’s surroundings. Who knows how long he had been pumping, but he could feel lighter, happier. His cock also felt happy, straining in his shorts. “Yea brah, you take a turn.”

Ren spotted for Ryan, after Ryan altered the weights slightly. He could see Ryan’s eyes go blank, empty of all thought. ‘Mindlessness’ pumped though his brain as Ryan followed through with every rep. He also saw Ryan’s cock straining in his jock. He couldn’t take his eyes off of it.

The two brahs finished their workout, both tired from an intense day. Ren for getting back into the swing of working out and Ryan for trying to not get one upped by his bro. Ren could barely focus, his mind lost in a haze as his cock throbbed. Without thinking in the shower, he walked behind Ryan and rested his hard cock against Ryan’s ass. Without complaint Ryan backed up, letting the hard member slip inside.

The tight warmth engulfing his manhood sent Ren over the edge. His empty mind became a firestorm of pleasure and bliss as he used his friends ass. Without any thought Ren blew his load into Ryan’s ass. The pleasure overwhelmed him as he felt some of his desire to fill his head with useless crap, like books and geeky shit, dragged out of his cock. His euphoric bliss growing as he knew he must maintain the right mindlessness to keep all that stress away for good.

Bro Cappa Alpha

The sounds of college students enjoying their first week of the school year pored in through an open window, distracting Lenard. Scribbling away, he was attempting to create the first Dungeons and Dragons campaign of the school year. Even with the distracting noise, closing the window wasn’t an option. Lenard knew the moment he did, the room would reek of his dumb roommate Kyle.

For all he knew, Kyle was out pledging to a frat, hoping to join the meathead-legion; the thought did give him ideas for the campaign though. He could picture it now, his new friends trying to battle their way through an army of dumb meathead orcs to obtain…something.

Once again, the plot went nowhere. He just couldn’t come up with an ending to this damn campaign

Lenard leaned back, attempting to pop his back, and hit Kyle’s pile of junk, knocking it to the ground. He did the respectable thing and picked it back up, regardless of the smell. The last item to clean up was a flat rimmed baseball cap for some sports team. Lenard was never a sports person, he barely knew what teams belonged to what sport. He was about to push the thought out of his head when he decided to try something.

“I’d look so dumb in this, kinda like Kyle.” thinking out loud. He placed the cap on his head, bill forwards, and looked in the mirror behind the door. Lenard wasn’t shocked at how stupid he looked. The cap made his eyes look vacant and distant. He flexed his arm, attempting to mimic Kyle’s flexes, just to see how it looked. Even with scrawny arms, he looked ridiculously dumb. The cap even made him feel dumb.

He was about to take it off when he remembered how Kyle always wore his, backwards. He reached up to turn the hat around when a small voice in his head screamed out ‘This is bad, don’t do this’. Lenard was confused, why would part of him say that, it was just a dumb hat. Turning it around would make him look dumber, but wouldn’t hurt him.

Showing no fear, Lenard turned the cap around and saw just how dumb he looked, just like a meathead. He went to flex his arms and was amazed at how good he looked. Sure he looked dumb, but he had to admit he didn’t look bad. Plus, that recent time in the gym had been paying off, his guns were definitely growing. That cap also framed his face quite nicely, showing off his square jawline.

“Why did I ever question wearing a cap, bro?” as the last word left his mouth, Lenard knew something felt wrong. What was wrong, he couldn’t say, but something.

As quickly as the fear entered his head, it was gone and Lenard, now Len, was checking out his growing pecks, expanding under his shirt. In one fluid motion, Len ripped the shirt to threads, revealing his new 6 pack abs. He was amazed, he looked so…good. Better than good, he was hot.

Len moved to grab his phone when his cock began to rage, demanding attention. It ripped through his underwear and pants before he got to the bed and collapsed onto it, hand already stroking his cock. He started to stroke his cock, feeling immense pleasure flow through his body. Each stroke felt so good, even as the cap started to feel a little tight, like it was squeezing his brain. After a few more strokes, the squeezing of the cap felt good, better than good awesome. Tighter and tighter with each stroke, moving all those brains down to better things, like his growing body.

“Oh fuck brah!”, he moaned, feeling his balls begin to rise up. Len had no idea what was going on anymore, but it felt good, so good to stroke more and more. With one last stroke he felt the cap tighten ten times more than it felt previously and his cock erupted in jet after jet of thick cum, covering his chest.

Len laid there, zoned out, dumb, and happy until Kyle came back to the dorm.

“Hey dweeb, have you seen my cap? What the fuck?”

“Brah, this cap of yours is so good, where can I get one, brah?”

Kyle went over to Len and inspected him, “Well brah, you’d have to pledge for Bro Cappa Alpha with me, brah.”

Len jumped up in excitement, his junk bouncing around in clear view of the window. “I’m down brah!”