Sunlight poured into the living room of the messy bachelor pad as Austin opened the door. The events of the night before were still fresh in his mind as he unceremoniously dropped his gym bag into the mess. Tired, he fetched himself a light snack.
Jesus had lit a fire under his ass, in more ways than one. Who knew that a good dick was just what you needed to get yourself out of a funk. Not only had he decided to lose the Christmas weight instead of letting it fester, he’d gone out and got a cute haircut.
Looking for something sweet, he reached for his new prized possession, the advent calendar his brother had given him. Upon opening day two, Austin was very concerned. The chocolate was green… Not a sickly green or one those ugly olive colored furniture pieces from the 70’s, more of a light green. The color was not what he expected chocolate to look like.
Austin was not going to let it go to waste, so he bit into it. To his pleasant surprise, it tasted fine. Better than that, it tasted like a cup of green tea. Inside, there was a wafer cookie that made the whole candy feel like a kit kat. He finished it off and waited.
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